I get pictures of my house from space including infrared photos showing me.
I thought I was watching a meteor shower but it seems to be localized to where I am at.
I went out of town for a few days and found a used adult sized diaper sitting on my doorstep.
My satellite dish only gets some wierd webcam of someone floating in no gravity on all channels.
I keep getting gift baskets of Tang and toothpaste style food.
Someone decorated a flower garden in my yard using real moon rocks.
I opened my garage and found a stolen moon rover parked in it.
It was supposed to be sunny skies but there is some kind of space shuttle shaped shadow continously over my house.
I received a bouquet of flowers not indeginous to earth.
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19 Comments Received
November 24th, 2009 @9:45 am
Well, you can’t hide on the moon…
November 24th, 2009 @3:31 pm
Move to mars, they can’t seem to get there.
November 27th, 2009 @10:59 pm
that’s funny
November 28th, 2009 @6:53 pm
Don’t mess with their honey!
Wear Depends.
December 1st, 2009 @4:40 pm
Don’t screw other astronauts. Stick with mobsters, at least they don’t wear diapers.
December 2nd, 2009 @3:51 pm
u have lost it
December 4th, 2009 @5:54 pm
Get a gun, get some mace.
December 6th, 2009 @12:58 am
ram her in the arse with a stun gun!
December 6th, 2009 @10:33 pm
If I could PINCH you from here, I would. BUT, since I’m here and you’re there, do me a favor and get a neighbor to come over and pinch you for me. You’ll be awakened from this nightmare. Oh, by the way, tune in to Channel 41 on your satellite TV now. NOW!
December 7th, 2009 @9:18 am
Contact police officers and talk to your therapist
December 8th, 2009 @9:04 pm
yea, thats what happens when you date chimp’s in the space program.
December 9th, 2009 @4:30 am
tell her your gay!!!
December 11th, 2009 @12:37 am
I told you not to tell anyone!
December 12th, 2009 @5:39 am
get a tin foil hat and hide in las vegas
December 14th, 2009 @2:38 pm
Maybe he’s just wants to get a photograph of Uranus…
December 15th, 2009 @2:24 pm
Buy up all the diapers in a hundred-mile radias.
December 18th, 2009 @6:09 am
Sounds like a good opertunity to keep your LAZER GUN handy .
December 19th, 2009 @12:10 pm
LOL you are funny! I guess the moral of the story is never mess with an astro-NUT’s man/woman! Stop now before they break out the anal probes loaned to them by the aliens!
December 22nd, 2009 @2:13 am
Better tone down that stellar personality of yours before it’s too late !
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