I keep getting threatening emails that I am being watched from some nasa.gov email address.

I get pictures of my house from space including infrared photos showing me.

I thought I was watching a meteor shower but it seems to be localized to where I am at.

I went out of town for a few days and found a used adult sized diaper sitting on my doorstep.

My satellite dish only gets some wierd webcam of someone floating in no gravity on all channels.

I keep getting gift baskets of Tang and toothpaste style food.

Someone decorated a flower garden in my yard using real moon rocks.

I opened my garage and found a stolen moon rover parked in it.

It was supposed to be sunny skies but there is some kind of space shuttle shaped shadow continously over my house.

I received a bouquet of flowers not indeginous to earth.
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